Fugia Ramirez
Fugia Ramirez: "My concerns with this photo were twofold:

1) Is this a bathing suit?
2) Does she have a tumor on her stomach?
The answers appear to be: No, it's just that she's flexing her ab muscles so aggressively that from one angle it looks like a small bald alien is about to liberate itself from under her ribcage; and no, it is technically not a bathing suit, although it IS probably for sale in the Victoria's Secret Swimwear catalog, along with countless other things that are not terribly cute or practical but do at least show your belly button (which is apparently all a girl is supposed to want). Oh well. I hope she was at least comfortable, because you KNOW she didn't eat a lick of popcorn during that movie. How CAN you, when you can SEE your stomach? This dress might be better served in a catalog called, 'The Biggest Loser: Scare Yourself Skinny: Seriously, We Dare You To Eat While You're Staring At What Your Tummy Does When You're Sitting: RIGHT?'

